Sunday, 14 August 2016

Post-Kickstarter Update XXII: Dwarf Support Weapons, Deathless Zombi & T-shirts...

On the Kickstarter front Rob and Vince have been beavering away on the 26 sets coming in Wave Two, which is all going to schedule, and to whet the appetite here is a picture of the Dwarf Support Weapons Set - cool or what?

And talking of cool, you will look so cool in your Panzerfäuste t-shirt that you pledged for in the Kickstarter. Rob will be getting these printed soon and as all wargamers are not all 2XL, can you email him asap with your preferred t-shirt size at (even if you are proper sized 2XL wargamer).

AND if you are thinking, "oh no I won't look as cool as (insert name here) in their exclusive Panzerfäuste t-shirt" and that makes you sad, don't be sad, send Rob an email and he will send you back a Pay Pal invoice for £15 so it can be included in your pledge when it ships.

Wave Two will also include the first Deathless models and Steve was lucky to grab a set of the Zombi on one of his visits to Hysterical Towers and have painted them up - and jolly nice they are too in their blood splattered uniforms...

Monday, 8 August 2016

Wedding Bells, Honeymoon Discount and the New Hysterical Towers!

Today is a great day of excitement here at Hysterical Towers as young Rob is getting married to a lovely young lady who he somehow has convinced that making toy soldiers is a viable career opportunity that will enable him to keep her the in the lifestyle she would like to become accustomed...

To help him achieve this, and to celebrate his nuptials, we are giving you a whopping great 20% off everything in the Hysterical Store if you enter the code HONEYMOON20 in the checkout!

This discount will only apply for the remainder of August and orders posted when young Rob and his bride return from their honeymoon. So get over there now and share the love by grabbing yourself a bargain! (and if your better half is less than enamoured with you buying yet more toys, let them know you are only doing it to celebrate young lurve...)

And if that was not excitement enough we have new toys for you!

Skøg! Skøg! Skøg!

Yes, the Skøgtroll Gevärstrupp LMG Demi-Section, sculpted by the insanely talented Alex Huntley, are now available and yes, the 20% honeymoon discount applies even to them! (if you remember to enter the HONEYMOON20 in the checkout!)

As you can see one of the LMG crew has a watering can to cool down the LMG as it mows down the pesky Dwarf invaders...

In other news...

Despite young Rob being off on his honeymoon, the Hysterical Bandwagon will still be rolling and we WILL be at The Other Partizan in Newark on Sunday 21st August and we will be offering the 20% honeymoon discount there too if you say the code phrase "love is such a Hysterical thing" in a Barry White voice when ordering (ok, you don't really need to say "love is such a Hysterical thing" but I just want to see the look on Alan's face when someone does...).

The Skøgtroll Gevärstrupp LMG Demi-Section will be available for sale from us at The Other Partizan so if you can't wait until young Rob is back from his honeymoon, come along and grab one of the sets not quite as young Vince is casting up as I type this...


Yes, we have moved to a bigger and better premises... More details on this soon, but here is a picture of some soup pots or something at the new Towers!

Now please be upstanding, raise a glass and wish young Rob and his fair lady all the best and a long and happy life together!

...and remember to enter the HONEYMOON20 in the checkout!